I Don’t Hate Children


Shockingly diverse kindergarten group in Paris
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Okay, let’s get this out in the open right away. Regardless of what you might have heard “I don’t hate children”. Let me repeat that, “I don’t hate children”. There, now that I have that off my chest I can begin. Okay, just to clarify I’m not saying I like children, I’m just saying I don’t hate them. Are we good now?  Okay, in the interest of full disclosure, just so there is no misunderstanding let me be clear in fact by saying there are definitely some children I don’t particularly like all that much, but ” I don’t hate children”..

Okay, if I’m being totally honest, there are maybe one or two children I could be classified as hating, but they’re not really very nice children, so I feel justified in saying that “I don’t hate children”. Okay and maybe that school bus load of children that yelled particularly nasty comments at me as the bus drove by, well, let’s just say I don’t remember you fondly. Oh, and to the ginger haired boy in the back seat of that bus, you might want to get those spots on your behind checked out by a doctor, very nasty. Okay, but apart from those one or two understandable exceptions let me make it very clear once and for all, “I DON’T HATE CHILDREN!” Okay, now their parents on the other hand…

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